I am An English teacher today!

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Alright class! Listen up! Because of last weeks and this week ’ “events,” we are going to try this again.

Everyone get out your pencils. And no throwing them this time! Jack, put that cell phone away!

I will not hesitate to take it! Jake, stop trying to light Brook’s hair on fire!

There is barely any left from last time! Peter! Don’t you dare throw that chair out the window!

Todd… Todd! Ugh! you guys are worse today than yesterday, and now I have to replace that window! I am calling the principal!

Hello Mrs. Fine?

We need you in the fifth-grade classroom. What do you mean you are busy? There’s no way those kindergartners are worse than these kids. oh…oh… They did that? Oh well, I hope Mrs. Vivian recovers. Those kindergartners should be ashamed for doing that to her.

Well, stay safe, and I hope the pencil wound in your arm heals.

 

Okay class, new test! We are going to see how good you are at finding a new teacher because I quit! I am going to be a janitor! I rather clean up other people’s messes than teach you! Adios!Ciao!

 

CIA O

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Netaarash

Arash has been writing stories ever since he could hold a pencil! What started out as an intrinsic love for storytelling has turned into his lifelong passion. There’s nothing he likes better than writing (and reading) stories that is humorous in English and Persian languages, with a touch of Suspense and a poignant streak of truth running through them. Arash is also a YouTuber, Persian singer/songwriter, blogger, traveler, filmmaker, big dreamer, and professional kabob eater. When he’s not writing or dreaming up new stories, you can find him in an adventure road-tripping to national parks! If you want to see Arash in his element (ranting about stories) check out his YouTube channel.

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