You’ve Got Problems!

 

 

Listen, ye squirrely would-be crook…it dunnot work the way ya think.

Da. I’m Arashie-o and  I am a leprechaun, and indeed, we stand at the end of my rainbow with dat pot ‘o gold right about here.

What they dunnot tell ye is that my gold is buried deep below in here.

Ya think that I would work away, makin’ shoes and boots for all da rich uns,

just to let a theivin’ scud the likes of ye, come long and snatch me riches?

Too bad for you, I’m Arashie-o. I’m no eejit. I’m the smartest of all da leprechauns. And you can go get a shovel. Ya have da right to dig for me treasure. But by the time ye return, who knows where me and me rainbow have buggered off ta. ye

Ye humans are bleedin’ thick! So, run along, ya gombeen. I’ve me work to do!

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Arashie-o advice “Lay your ear close to the hill.
Do you not catch the tiny glamour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,
Busy click of an elfin hammer,
Voice of the Lepracaun singing shrill
As he merrily plies his trade.”

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Netaarash

Arash has been writing stories ever since he could hold a pencil! What started out as an intrinsic love for storytelling has turned into his lifelong passion. There’s nothing he likes better than writing (and reading) stories that is humorous in English and Persian languages, with a touch of Suspense and a poignant streak of truth running through them. Arash is also a YouTuber, Persian singer/songwriter, blogger, traveler, filmmaker, big dreamer, and professional kabob eater. When he’s not writing or dreaming up new stories, you can find him in an adventure road-tripping to national parks! If you want to see Arash in his element (ranting about stories) check out his YouTube channel.

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