Tell me a story!

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Hey Zach, hey…how ya been?     Ahhhhh shit.  You take good care of me man, I have to say, I have to say it loud…good man!

I know I said I’d be here two days and as it turns out it’s been two years but it’s kind of hard leaving this place cause it’s become home for me.

You and Becky have really, really, really made me feel welcome.  I know I don’t say it much but thank you.  Thank you for letting me live here, eat your food, drink your beer, wash my dirty clothes, allow me to sleep late into the day and smoke my cigarettes late into the night, thank you for your patience and putting up with my slob like manners, my belches and farts, my allergies, I know, I know I have really bad allergies and am sneezing over everything all the damn time but man oh man I love you guys.

You and Becky are the best two things that ever happened to me in my pathetic, useless life.

I know I make no contributions whatsoever and haven’t worked since I landed on your doorstep but hey, I’m a hoot, right?

I know I sure as hell make you guys laugh and shake your heads.  Maybe life would be more mundane if I weren’t around.



That’s all I’m saying to ya.

Gonna go rock a nap.

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Arash has been writing stories ever since he could hold a pencil! What started out as an intrinsic love for storytelling has turned into his lifelong passion. There’s nothing he likes better than writing (and reading) stories that is humorous in English and Persian languages, with a touch of Suspense and a poignant streak of truth running through them. Arash is also a YouTuber, Persian singer/songwriter, blogger, traveler, filmmaker, big dreamer, and professional kabob eater. When he’s not writing or dreaming up new stories, you can find him in an adventure road-tripping to national parks! If you want to see Arash in his element (ranting about stories) check out his YouTube channel.

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