Arash’s “Don’t worry, Linda”

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I’m taking care of Linda’s kids today.

Don’t worry, Linda.

I am taking great care of your kids. I have lots of experience with kids, so I know what to do when they misbehave.

Now listen, you little brats! I am the boss here, so you will do everything I ask you to do exactly when I say it. Here are the rules:

Rule #1 You don’t question, you just do it.

Rule #2 Never tell your mom anything that I do. Always tell her I’m the best babysitter. You wouldn’t want me to lose my job, would you?

Rule #3 You eat what I make, or you don’t eat at all.

Rule #4 If I have company do not talk to them and go into the basement.

Rule #5 If I make a mess, you clean it. I’m your guest, not the other way around.

Rule #6 No crying allowed.

Ok, those are the rules.now Go have fun!Little brats.

 

Bye.

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Netaarash

Arash has been writing stories ever since he could hold a pencil! What started out as an intrinsic love for storytelling has turned into his lifelong passion. There’s nothing he likes better than writing (and reading) stories that is humorous in English and Persian languages, with a touch of Suspense and a poignant streak of truth running through them. Arash is also a YouTuber, Persian singer/songwriter, blogger, traveler, filmmaker, big dreamer, and professional kabob eater. When he’s not writing or dreaming up new stories, you can find him in an adventure road-tripping to national parks! If you want to see Arash in his element (ranting about stories) check out his YouTube channel.

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