“Scientists are wrong”

 

I know that you had 3 sisters and the first child, mom, and you always wanted a brother or sister when you were a kid.

But you did not know what you were wishing for. Thanks to you, I have two younger brother, and believe me; I do not want another one.

Sure, I would not mind being an older brother for once, but I already have enough problems with my other two brothers. I am the oldest, but i am the boss of me even though i am convinced i am. Yes, I know i am nice and sweet and innocent, but I can prove that wrong.

I saw them kissing Jenna on the sidewalk outside our house last night. They make me keep their secrets by threatening to smother me with a pillow while I’m sleeping. And raddy isn’t much better. You know that report card he brought home? That was fake.

I saw him skipping math class to hang out with his friends and he stole my diary to keep me quiet. I wanna know why you can’t figure these things out.

I mean, there is no way that he could have gotten an A in math. Sure, they say that the youngest kids are the smartest, but I’m proof that the scientists are wrong. So, I hope that you just gained a few pounds or are just bloated or something because if there is a baby in that stomach of yours. I may have to go find different parents who will let me be their one and only child.

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Netaarash

Arash has been writing stories ever since he could hold a pencil! What started out as an intrinsic love for storytelling has turned into his lifelong passion. There’s nothing he likes better than writing (and reading) stories that is humorous in English and Persian languages, with a touch of Suspense and a poignant streak of truth running through them. Arash is also a YouTuber, Persian singer/songwriter, blogger, traveler, filmmaker, big dreamer, and professional kabob eater. When he’s not writing or dreaming up new stories, you can find him in an adventure road-tripping to national parks! If you want to see Arash in his element (ranting about stories) check out his YouTube channel.

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