I know that you had 3 sisters and the first child, mom, and you always wanted a brother or sister when you were a kid.
But you did not know what you were wishing for. Thanks to you, I have two younger brother, and believe me; I do not want another one.
Sure, I would not mind being an older brother for once, but I already have enough problems with my other two brothers. I am the oldest, but i am the boss of me even though i am convinced i am. Yes, I know i am nice and sweet and innocent, but I can prove that wrong.
I saw them kissing Jenna on the sidewalk outside our house last night. They make me keep their secrets by threatening to smother me with a pillow while I’m sleeping. And raddy isn’t much better. You know that report card he brought home? That was fake.
I saw him skipping math class to hang out with his friends and he stole my diary to keep me quiet. I wanna know why you can’t figure these things out.
I mean, there is no way that he could have gotten an A in math. Sure, they say that the youngest kids are the smartest, but I’m proof that the scientists are wrong. So, I hope that you just gained a few pounds or are just bloated or something because if there is a baby in that stomach of yours. I may have to go find different parents who will let me be their one and only child.