I must be the luckiest young man alive!
You see, last week, I was in the an aa meeting. There were hundreds of us crammed into cages areas. The noise…oy! Every day we had to scramble to lol…lol…lol…lol…sorry. I got carried away. Hundreds of us had to lol up the seeds they threw on the ground for us.
And sleeping? There was no sleeping. We lived right next to the therapy office. And other young guyz, they stay up all night! Ha, ha, ha! They are notorious party animals.
But then, last week, a very nice farmer came by and out of all the guyz in the pen, he picked me to come home with him! Now, I live in this amazing, luxurious pen, with just a few girls. There’s so much room, and so much nice food to eat. It’s like I won the super lottery! And tomorrow is my birthday! July 24th. I think they are planning a party for me. The farmer’s wife is cooking constantly. So many good smells are coming from the kitchen. One of the girls, the gossipy one…ha,ha,ha…told me that the family adopted another young guy about a year ago, and they think he lives inside now because the farmer came and got him last year, and he never brought him back to the farmers house. Just think…I’ll have a brother, and I’ll get to live inside with the family. This is going to be the best birthday ever! I’m hungry already. lol…lol…lol