I’m an Artist, not a Thief!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wait, did you guys call me a thief right here on word press, did you really just call me a thief?!

Ok you know, that hurts. How could you say that?

Well you know what? It’s ok, cause you can say whatever you want about me because I don’t really think of myself as a thief, I think of myself more as an artist!

I take pride in my skills. To me, it’s more of an art. No one can match my skills or mastery.

Listen up guys I can break into any house anywhere, anytime, take whatever I want, in and out ten minutes no prints no evidence nothing. If you have a job let me know!

it wasn’t for that stupid roadrunner trap that the old man had I’d be in Brazil by now instead of here talking to you idiots.

I could be on the beach right now tanning like a churro with a margarita in one hand and a woman on the other sitting on my lap!

Do I feel bad about what I do for a living, no.

So, you can say all you want about me, but I know for a fact that I’m more of an artist than I am a thief.

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Netaarash

Arash has been writing stories ever since he could hold a pencil! What started out as an intrinsic love for storytelling has turned into his lifelong passion. There’s nothing he likes better than writing (and reading) stories that is humorous in English and Persian languages, with a touch of Suspense and a poignant streak of truth running through them. Arash is also a YouTuber, Persian singer/songwriter, blogger, traveler, filmmaker, big dreamer, and professional kabob eater. When he’s not writing or dreaming up new stories, you can find him in an adventure road-tripping to national parks! If you want to see Arash in his element (ranting about stories) check out his YouTube channel.

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