Wait, did you guys call me a thief right here on word press, did you really just call me a thief?!
Ok you know, that hurts. How could you say that?
Well you know what? It’s ok, cause you can say whatever you want about me because I don’t really think of myself as a thief, I think of myself more as an artist!
I take pride in my skills. To me, it’s more of an art. No one can match my skills or mastery.
Listen up guys I can break into any house anywhere, anytime, take whatever I want, in and out ten minutes no prints no evidence nothing. If you have a job let me know!
it wasn’t for that stupid roadrunner trap that the old man had I’d be in Brazil by now instead of here talking to you idiots.
I could be on the beach right now tanning like a churro with a margarita in one hand and a woman on the other sitting on my lap!
Do I feel bad about what I do for a living, no.
So, you can say all you want about me, but I know for a fact that I’m more of an artist than I am a thief.
