“The Arash’s Valley Girl Monologue”

Written by ARASH FOR ARASDESCRIPTION:In the monologue VALLEY GIRL , Arash talks to the audience about the issues he has with Los Angeles People, especially in the face of his success.

Hi, can I ask you something?    Do you like hot dogs?  Yeah?  …Do you eat lots of hot dogs?    Oh.  Cause, you smell like hots dogs and I was wondering, why do you smell like hot dogs if you don’t really eat them so much? 

Yeah, you do, every time I come over I smell it and the closer I get to you the stronger I smell it, so…and the other girls, the other valley girls smells like mustard, so, I thought maybe you and other gitls ate a lot of hot dogs….does other girls like mustard?

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Arash has been writing stories ever since he could hold a pencil! What started out as an intrinsic love for storytelling has turned into his lifelong passion. There’s nothing he likes better than writing (and reading) stories that is humorous in English and Persian languages, with a touch of Suspense and a poignant streak of truth running through them. Arash is also a YouTuber, Persian singer/songwriter, blogger, traveler, filmmaker, big dreamer, and professional kabob eater. When he’s not writing or dreaming up new stories, you can find him in an adventure road-tripping to national parks! If you want to see Arash in his element (ranting about stories) check out his YouTube channel.

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