Written by ARASH FOR ARASDESCRIPTION:In the monologue VALLEY GIRL , Arash talks to the audience about the issues he has with Los Angeles People, especially in the face of his success.
Hi, can I ask you something? Do you like hot dogs? Yeah? …Do you eat lots of hot dogs? Oh. Cause, you smell like hots dogs and I was wondering, why do you smell like hot dogs if you don’t really eat them so much?
Yeah, you do, every time I come over I smell it and the closer I get to you the stronger I smell it, so…and the other girls, the other valley girls smells like mustard, so, I thought maybe you and other gitls ate a lot of hot dogs….does other girls like mustard?