Arash’s hermoine granger monlogue

Has anyone seen a toad? A boy named Neville has lost one.


Oh, are you doing magic? Let’s see then.

Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow… turn this stupid, fat rat yellow!

Are you sure that’s a real spell? Well, it’s not very good is it? Of course, I’ve only tried a few simple ones myself, but they’ve

That’s better, isn’t it?

Holy cricket, you’re Harry Potter! I’m Hermione Granger. And… you are?

Um, Ron Weasley.

Pleasure. You two best change into robes, I expect we’ll be arriving soon. [leaves, but turns around to face Ron] You’ve got dirt on your nose, by the way. Did you know? Just there.

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Arash has been writing stories ever since he could hold a pencil! What started out as an intrinsic love for storytelling has turned into his lifelong passion. There’s nothing he likes better than writing (and reading) stories that is humorous in English and Persian languages, with a touch of Suspense and a poignant streak of truth running through them. Arash is also a YouTuber, Persian singer/songwriter, blogger, traveler, filmmaker, big dreamer, and professional kabob eater. When he’s not writing or dreaming up new stories, you can find him in an adventure road-tripping to national parks! If you want to see Arash in his element (ranting about stories) check out his YouTube channel.

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