Arash’s “You Wanna be a Janitor” Monologue

Summary: Arash, the janitor at Beverly Hills High School!

Arash: You wanna be a janitor? Oh, really?  You guys think I’m just some untouchable peasant?  Peon? huh?  Maybe so, but following a broom around after shitheads like you for the past eight years I’ve learned a couple of things… I look through your letters, I look through your lockers… I listen to your conversations, you don’t know that but I do… I am the eyes and ears of this institution my friends.  By the way, that clock’s twenty minutes fast!

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Arash has been writing stories ever since he could hold a pencil! What started out as an intrinsic love for storytelling has turned into his lifelong passion. There’s nothing he likes better than writing (and reading) stories that is humorous in English and Persian languages, with a touch of Suspense and a poignant streak of truth running through them. Arash is also a YouTuber, Persian singer/songwriter, blogger, traveler, filmmaker, big dreamer, and professional kabob eater. When he’s not writing or dreaming up new stories, you can find him in an adventure road-tripping to national parks! If you want to see Arash in his element (ranting about stories) check out his YouTube channel.

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