Description: Arash decides to run away and be kid.
I’m definitely kid now! That’s what I told my dad and mom before I ran away. They don’t know that I am gone now, I snuck out this morning. But even if they found out they would understand. Right? Well it’s too late to turn back now, I’m already on the way to my business trip (because that’s what cool kids do)! Why do you want to be an kid, you may ask? Well when you’re a kid you get to do what you want, you get to go to the ice cream store and buy a LARGE ice cream cone, even though your parents told you not to when you were little. Also, you get to make money! You get money by being a boss at work. And the fun thing about that? Well a boss gets to yell at people who are doing a bad job, and they make more than two dollars a week, which is my current salary. Heck, I bet they make like a gazillion dollars a day! I’m glad I’m running away! Wait……did you hear that? Uh Oh it sounds like my dad! GO AWAY DAD. I’M KID NOW. IT’S OK!!! Fine…I’ll stop and wait for you, BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT, I got an important business meeting!!! Yes? Really? Mom’s making grilled cheese and smiley fries?! Oh, okay. I’m coming home now!!! I guess I’m not running away today after all.
Goodbye, little racoon!