A U? A..U… Sir, what does a u stand for? What? UNGRADABLE?
I worked my butt off doing this! AND I have two detentions!? This is sooo unfair! You treat me so unfairly. How? HOW? Well okay, here’s an example. How come every time Allan writes a story it’s on a ridiculous topic such as “Why our Noses Run,” and “Why our Feet Smell,” by Allan Quigley. But I write interesting stories, almost as good as Harry Potter, if I say so myself, but you still give her a better mark! Exactly, and I… Wait, hold on, did you just say I don’t participate in any class discussions? That is such a lie. Every single question you ask I put my hand straight up, so I can answer, no one else does, just me! And what do you do…choose anyone and everyone EXCEPT FOR ME! What did I do? The pranks? What pranks? Ooooh, those pranks! But you have to admit those were pretty funny. You didn’t like them…sorry! Hey, do you know the time when I put a bucket of flour over your door and it tipped on you when you walked in the class,
yeah, that was stupid sorry about that I don’t even know why I did that! Wait, wait, wait I’ve got an even funnier time. Remember when I put a whoopie cushion on you chair, you were about to sit on it, but you noticed, and you took it off but then you went to sit down and you pants split, that was… I mean that must have been sooo embarrassing, I feel so bad. Come on, I’ve only pranked you 57 times, that’s not that many! But seriously you could have just pranked me back. Instead of giving me a bad mark for no reason! WHAT? This is a prank? This…U is a prank? So, you have basically been ignoring me JUST to get me back!? You…pranked me? That’s so immature! Can’t believe you did that! Pranks are for children! Oh, ha by the way, I’m getting you back!