Could you be that special kind (but not stupid) one for a splendid Persian Singer?

Hey, How are you?

I heard your stories and you sound kind.

Are you interested in cycling? It’s one of my favourite pastimes. If you’ve seen my profile, you’ll know that I’m a bossy and you’ll have noticed my Brocken hand. I hope these won’t be a problem for you?

Looking through your photos,and stories you look very pleasing and extremely beautiful. I particularly like your small boobs.

You’re not stupid though, are you? I don’t think so. But from your story, I can’t quite be sure. I’m really not after a bimbo, so please put me out of my misery.

Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my imaginary frog, Rover to the vet and said, “My frog is cross-eyed… is there anything you can do for her?”

“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at her.” So, he picked Rover up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature.”

Eventually, he said “I’m going to have to put her down.”

Naturally, I was horried. “You’re going to put her down just because she’s cross-eyed?”

“No, because she’s really heavy.”

Seriously, though. I’ve had a great day, helping elderly people. My job as a persian singer is really rewarding. I’m told I’m a very splendid man.

Come out with me this weekend, and I’ll show you just how splendid I can be.

Love from

P.S. There’s a small chance that I might already be romantically entangled. If this is a problem for you, please give me plenty of notice.

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Arash has been writing stories ever since he could hold a pencil! What started out as an intrinsic love for storytelling has turned into his lifelong passion. There’s nothing he likes better than writing (and reading) stories that is humorous in English and Persian languages, with a touch of Suspense and a poignant streak of truth running through them. Arash is also a YouTuber, Persian singer/songwriter, blogger, traveler, filmmaker, big dreamer, and professional kabob eater. When he’s not writing or dreaming up new stories, you can find him in an adventure road-tripping to national parks! If you want to see Arash in his element (ranting about stories) check out his YouTube channel.

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