Hey, How are you?
I heard your stories and you sound kind.
Are you interested in cycling? It’s one of my favourite pastimes. If you’ve seen my profile, you’ll know that I’m a bossy and you’ll have noticed my Brocken hand. I hope these won’t be a problem for you?
Looking through your photos,and stories you look very pleasing and extremely beautiful. I particularly like your small boobs.
You’re not stupid though, are you? I don’t think so. But from your story, I can’t quite be sure. I’m really not after a bimbo, so please put me out of my misery.
Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my imaginary frog, Rover to the vet and said, “My frog is cross-eyed… is there anything you can do for her?”
“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at her.” So, he picked Rover up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature.”
Eventually, he said “I’m going to have to put her down.”
Naturally, I was horried. “You’re going to put her down just because she’s cross-eyed?”
“No, because she’s really heavy.”
Seriously, though. I’ve had a great day, helping elderly people. My job as a persian singer is really rewarding. I’m told I’m a very splendid man.
Come out with me this weekend, and I’ll show you just how splendid I can be.
P.S. There’s a small chance that I might already be romantically entangled. If this is a problem for you, please give me plenty of notice.