Dear Queen Of England,
I am a member of the Green party. I have always found your party’s politics somewhat moist and your individual views rather historic. I believe in the values of honesty and patience.
Your jewelry is huge and your sense of humor, little.
Recently, I have come to feel frustrated about Koohe Noor Diamond. I am affected by this weekly because It belongs to Iran.
During your time as a politician and pandemic, you have spoken out against unemployment and argued in favour of heist. I hope you will rise to the challenge and put an end to return the diamond to Iran.
I am writing you to ask that you cooperate with Iran and also, hopefully return the diamond. Don’t let your full relationship with Boris Johnson stand in the way of progress.
I appreciate your help and ask that you please send me a response letting me know where you stand on this issue and if you are able to help with my request.
Thank you for taking time to read my letter, oh huge one.