Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thy toe art more handsome than the darling buds of May! | Arash

A wise wizard once said, ‘Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.’ With that in mind…

Good dawning to thee, friend,

I’m a lovable gentleman, who likes nothing more than star gazing with the right woman.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my funny personality, closly followed by my smashing fingers. I hope you will find my fingers to be as special as new born kittens, and my fingernails as awesome as the first moon landing.

I work as a persian singer, helping members of the public. This allows me to exercise my skills: diligence and leadership. My idol is queen latifa. When I’m struggling with my job, I think of queen latifa and feel inspired to continue. I once saw queen latifa at a petrol station, so I feel we have a deep connection – almost spiritual, like the mist on an autumn day, or similar.

*Recieve a telegram from an owl

*Write a sonnet that captures your beauty

*Become the best persian singer I can be

*Help all the members of the public in the world

If you’re the right woman for me, you’ll be lovable and thoughtful. You won’t be afraid to meet my parents and will have a healthy respect for cars.

My ideal date would involve writing in Scotland with a charming woman by my side. While we’re there, I write poetry about your handsome toe under the light of the moon.

The right man’s smile will light up my day like somebody igniting a sparkler on a particularly stormy November 5th. Your handsome toe will make me tremble like sitting on a park bench when a double decker bus rattles by.

And I’ll leave you with a quote from the one-and-only Harry Potter: “It seems as though I always knew I’d have to face him in the end.”

Until younder


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Arash has been writing stories ever since he could hold a pencil! What started out as an intrinsic love for storytelling has turned into his lifelong passion. There’s nothing he likes better than writing (and reading) stories that is humorous in English and Persian languages, with a touch of Suspense and a poignant streak of truth running through them. Arash is also a YouTuber, Persian singer/songwriter, blogger, traveler, filmmaker, big dreamer, and professional kabob eater. When he’s not writing or dreaming up new stories, you can find him in an adventure road-tripping to national parks! If you want to see Arash in his element (ranting about stories) check out his YouTube channel.

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