Kissing Like Two Canadian Elephants | Arash

Dear Canada,

I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart.

I cherish Canada, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a super girl. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than just a super girl.

My feelings for you intensified when I saw you smooching in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous loving skills.

You have brains like cool turnips and the most stripy mouth I’ve ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to punch those cool turnip brains and paint that stripy mouth.

You’re so special with your dotty ways. The way you handle your pointy grandpa shows great sympathy and sensitivity.

I know that to you I’m just a wet boy but I think we could be happy together, kissing like two crumpled elephants.

Please, say you’ll be mine Canada!

All my love

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Arash has been writing stories ever since he could hold a pencil! What started out as an intrinsic love for storytelling has turned into his lifelong passion. There’s nothing he likes better than writing (and reading) stories that is humorous in English and Persian languages, with a touch of Suspense and a poignant streak of truth running through them. Arash is also a YouTuber, Persian singer/songwriter, blogger, traveler, filmmaker, big dreamer, and professional kabob eater. When he’s not writing or dreaming up new stories, you can find him in an adventure road-tripping to national parks! If you want to see Arash in his element (ranting about stories) check out his YouTube channel.

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