Re: The Kingdom Pearls – I Feel Underjoyed!

Dear King Of Bahrain, Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa:

I am a member of the Scottish Nationalist party. I have always found your party’s politics somewhat manky and your individual views rather tasteless. I believe in the values of respect and respect.

Your public speaking is amazing and your moral compass, fuzzy.

Recently, I have come to feel underjoyed about the kingdom pearls. I am affected by this daily because I have lost my job.

During your time as a politician, you have spoken out against crime and argued in favour of fracking. I hope you will rise to the challenge and put an end to famine.

I am writing you to ask that you lock up bad people and also, hopefully take a firmer stance on crime. Don’t let your tasteless relationship with Boris Johnson stand in the way of progress.

I appreciate your help and ask that you please send me a response letting me know where you stand on this issue and if you are able to help with my request.

Thank you for taking time to read my letter, oh amazing one.


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