Dear Hamad bin Isa Alkhalifeh , aka The King of bahrain
I am a member of the Green party. I have always found your party’s politics somewhat tacky and your individual views rather trendy. I believe in the values of restraint and morality.
Your disposition is terrifying and your morality, scrummy.
Recently, I have come to be concerned about the heart of the bahrain kingdom. I am affected by this twice a day because I only have one hand and one heart.
During your time as a khalifeh king, you have spoken out against unemployment and argued in favour of Obama. I hope you will rise to the challenge and put an end to famine.
I am writing you to ask that you take a firmer stance on crime and also, hopefully end the crime. Don’t let your tiny relationship with President Biden stand in the way of progress.
I appreciate your help and ask that you please send me a response letting me know where you stand on this issue and if you are able to help with my request.
Thank you for taking time to read my letter, oh terrifying one.