Dear Daniel Radcliff,
I am your number one fan!
The first time I saw you, I felt impressed. I could not believe an Actor could be so fantastic and magnificent.
Your role in Harry Potter was outstanding and simply remarkable. i even read it in farsi!
I’ve created a collection of Fine swiss time pieces to remind me of you. My bedroom dresser is your shrine, lined with magnificent jewels.
My ambition is to go to Los Angeles together and engage in some serious penpaling. I’d make you cookie good cookies then we’d watch telling him a modern story until the sun set.
I’d love it if you could reply to me – tomorrow would be best. Oh, say you’ll be my penpal partner Daniel Radcliff, please!
With your reply, please enclose some more pictures for my ever-growing collection.
Please, please, please reply.