Be My Pen Pal Partner Elijah Wood, Please!

Dear Elijah Wood,

I am your number one fan!

The first time I saw you, I felt impressed. I could not believe an Actor could be so fantastic and magnificent.

Your role in LOTR series was outstanding and simply remarkable.

I’ve created a collection of Fine swiss time pieces to remind me of you. My bedroom dresser is your shrine, lined with magnificent jewels.

My ambition is to go to Los Angeles together and engage in some serious pen pal. I’d make you cookie good cookies then we’d watch telling him a modern story until the sun set.

I’d love it if you could reply to me – tomorrow would be best. Oh, say you’ll be my pen pal partner Elijah Wood, please!

With your reply, please enclose some more pictures for my ever-growing collection.

Please, please, please reply.

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Arash has been writing stories ever since he could hold a pencil! What started out as an intrinsic love for storytelling has turned into his lifelong passion. There’s nothing he likes better than writing (and reading) stories that is humorous in English and Persian languages, with a touch of Suspense and a poignant streak of truth running through them. Arash is also a YouTuber, Persian singer/songwriter, blogger, traveler, filmmaker, big dreamer, and professional kabob eater. When he’s not writing or dreaming up new stories, you can find him in an adventure road-tripping to national parks! If you want to see Arash in his element (ranting about stories) check out his YouTube channel.

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