Dear Paris Hilton,
I am your number one fan!
The first time I saw you, I felt impressed. I could not believe an Actress could be so fantastic and magnificent.
Your role in Lord of the rings was outstanding and simply remarkable.
I’ve created a collection of Fine jewelry to remind me of you. My bedroom dresser is your shrine, lined with magnificent jewels.
My ambition is to go to Los Angeles together and engage in some serious pen pal story telling . I’d make you cookie good cookies then we’d watch telling her a modern story until the sun set.
I’d love it if you could reply to me – tomorrow would be best. Oh, say you’ll be my pen pal partner Paris Hilton, please!
With your reply, please enclose some more stories for my ever-growing collection.
Please, please, please reply.