Dear Prince Of Dubai Fazza:
I am a member of the Scottish Nationalist party. I have always found your party’s politics somewhat disruptive and your individual views rather scrummy. I believe in the values of free speech and patience.
Your morality is sexy and your moral compass, sweaty.
Recently, I have come to feel troubled about Alcoholism. I am affected by this twice a day because I can’t find work.
During your time as a prince, you have spoken out against unemployment in dubai and argued in favour of people. I hope you will rise to the challenge and put an end to unemployment.
I am writing you to ask that you help alcoholics and also, hopefully lock up bad people. Don’t let your beautiful relationship with President Biden stand in the way of Dubai progress.
I appreciate your help and ask that you please send me a response letting me know where you stand on this issue and if you are able to help with my request.
Thank you for taking time to read my letter, mashallah.