Dear Brother Jude Law,
I am your number one fan!
The first time I saw you, I felt impressed. I could not believe an Actor could be so intelligent and professional.
Your role in Alfie was naughty and simply mocking.
I’ve created a collection of photoes to remind me of you. My bedroom dresser is your shrine, lined with Dumbledor.
My ambition is to go to Los Angeles together and engage in some serious conversation about unsolved mystery of History because i think yesterrday History is today’s Mystery!. I’d make you cookie good cookies then we’d watch harry potter until the sun set.
I’d love it if you could reply to me – tomorrow would be best. Oh, say you’ll be my activity partner Jude Law, please!
With your reply, please enclose some more of your unworn wrist watches for my ever-growing collection.
Please, please, please reply.