Dear Jude Law,
I am a member of the Labour party. I have always found your party’s politics somewhat dirty and your individual views rather teasing. I believe in the values of liberty and respect.
Your moral compass is teasing and your public speaking, amazing.
Recently, I have come to feel frightened about Alcoholism. I am affected by this twice a day because i am very old.
During your time as a politician, you have spoken out against abuse and argued in favour of alcoholism. I hope you will rise to the challenge and put an end to closure of A.A.
I am writing you to ask that you stop publicly flirting and also, hopefully start telling people about alcoholism. Don’t let your stupid relationship with Biden stand in the way of progress.
I appreciate your help and ask that you please send me a response letting me know where you stand on this issue and if you are able to help with my request.
Thank you for taking time to read my letter, oh teasing one.