Dear Queen Of Snakes,
I am your number one fan!
The first time I saw you, I felt impressed. I could not believe a Queen could have so aligatory skin and little.
Your role in Slytherin House was hilarious and simply cool.
I’ve created a collection of videoes to remind me of you. My bedroom dresser is your shrine, lined with stories.
My ambition is to go to Los Angeles together and engage in some serious walking. I’d make you cookie good cookies then we’d watch telling her a story until the sun set.
I’d love it if you could reply to me – tomorrow would be best. Oh, say you’ll be my walking partner My Queen Of Snakes, please!
With your reply, please enclose some more videoes for my ever-growing collection.
Please, please, please reply.