Dear Queen Of the Snakes,
I am a member of the Republican party. I have always found your party’s politics somewhat and your individual views rather interesting. I believe in the values of liberty and restraint.
Your moral compass is awesome and your public speaking, delightful.
Recently, I have come to feel scared about the situation in Los Angeles. I am affected by this daily because I only have one leg.
During your time as a politician, you have spoken out against bad quality school meals and argued in favour of helping Americcans. I hope you will rise to the challenge and put an end to war.
I am writing you to ask that you lock up bad people and also, hopefully take a firmer stance on crime in America because we have bad politicians. Don’t let your teasing relationship with Slytherins stand in the way of progress.
I appreciate your help and ask that you please send me a response letting me know where you stand on this issue and if you are able to help with my request.
Thank you for taking time to read my letter, oh hissy one.