Dear J K ROWLING,
I am a member of the Slytherin house party. I have always found your party’s politics somewhat fuzzy and your individual views rather bright. I believe in the values of morality and liberty.
Your public speaking is magical and your sense of humour, naughty.
Recently, I have come to feel terrified about fox hunting. I am affected by this every weekend because I can’t find work.
During your time as an actress , you have spoken out against fox hunting and human trafficking and argued in favour of Safety. I hope you will rise to the challenge and put an end to human trafficking and zoom hi jacking.
I am writing you to ask that you lock up bad people and also, hopefully take a firmer stance on crime. Don’t let your good relationship with Prince Of Slytherin stand in the way of progress.
I appreciate your help and ask that you please send me a response letting me know where you stand on this issue and if you are able to help with my request.
Thank you for taking time to read my letter, oh goodwill one.
Arash
