Stick Your Bumpy and Sweaty Job, The Film Director

Dear The Film Director,

I have some news, which I think you will find strong.

Over the last twenty years, I have found working for Movie Fiction Studio both deadend and frustrating.

It’s fair to say that my producer is quiet and the casting team are big, but this has not stopped me from finding the work bumpy.

I have really enjoyed singing with my producer and stealing valueable jewelry from other actors. But all good things must come to an end.

As time has passed, I’ve found that my dreams of becoming a rock star have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a guitar. I dream of getting up in the morning and working, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a Monologue and I’m almost there.

Thus I must resign from my job as Actor, to pursue my true calling as a rock star.

In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of patience, which is why I leave with a strong heart.

Best of luck with your continued pursuit of higher productivity.

Yours sincerely

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Arash has been writing stories ever since he could hold a pencil! What started out as an intrinsic love for storytelling has turned into his lifelong passion. There’s nothing he likes better than writing (and reading) stories that is humorous in English and Persian languages, with a touch of Suspense and a poignant streak of truth running through them. Arash is also a YouTuber, Persian singer/songwriter, blogger, traveler, filmmaker, big dreamer, and professional kabob eater. When he’s not writing or dreaming up new stories, you can find him in an adventure road-tripping to national parks! If you want to see Arash in his element (ranting about stories) check out his YouTube channel.

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