Dear Our New President Joseph Biden JR,
I am a member of the Republican party. I have always found your party’s politics somewhat crazy and your individual views rather spiky. I believe in the values of respect and freedom.
Your public speaking is baggy and your conduct, fluorescent.
Recently, I have come to feel troubled about human trafiking. I am affected by this every weekend because I care deeply about California.
During your time as a politician, you have spoken out against crime and argued in favour of employment. I hope you will rise to the challenge and put an end to war.
I am writing you to ask that you take a firmer stance on crime and also, hopefully lock up bad people. Don’t let your stranged relationship with Boris Johnson stand in the way of progress.
I appreciate your help and ask that you please send me a response letting me know where you stand on this issue and if you are able to help with my request.
Thank you for taking time to read my letter, Happy New Year.