Re: Muggles – I Feel Angry!

Dear Ministry Of Magic,

I am a member of the Slytherin house in Hogwarts. I have always found your ministry’s politics somewhat interesting and your individual views rather wicked. I believe in the values of aesthetics and freedom.

Your disposition is strange to meand your hair, bad hair day.

Recently, I have come to feel angry about some muggles. I am affected by this fortnightly because I have lost my job as a writer.

During your time as a ministry, you have spoken out against muggle hunting and argued in favour of foreign aid to muggles. I hope you will rise to the challenge and put an end to muggles war.

I am writing you to ask that you lock up bad muggles and also, hopefully pay attention to muggle behaviour. Don’t let your lifeless relationship with Harry Potter stand in the way of progress.

I appreciate your help and ask that you please send me a response letting me know where you stand on this issue and if you are able to help with my request.

Thank you for taking time to read my letter, oh you are a wizard harry!.


Published by


Arash has been writing stories ever since he could hold a pencil! What started out as an intrinsic love for storytelling has turned into his lifelong passion. There’s nothing he likes better than writing (and reading) stories that is humorous in English and Persian languages, with a touch of Suspense and a poignant streak of truth running through them. Arash is also a YouTuber, Persian singer/songwriter, blogger, traveler, filmmaker, big dreamer, and professional kabob eater. When he’s not writing or dreaming up new stories, you can find him in an adventure road-tripping to national parks! If you want to see Arash in his element (ranting about stories) check out his YouTube channel.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s