
Monologue Description: Arash describes his woes in trying to understand girls.
I used to believe that I could understand girls!
I thought I could always tell what they were saying, always know what they meant. But that was a long, long time ago. I have since learned that girls are impossible. No matter how hard I try to discover the secret of what goes on in the mind of a female, it will forever be a mystery. One day they could want one thing, and the next day change their mind. Or say something like, “I’m fine,” even though they are definitely not fine. What confuses me most is that girls genuinely think guys can decipher what they say. And I’m like, “How do you expect me to know that you want to talk about something when you specifically say to me, ‘I don’t want to talk about it’?” Just tell me you want to talk about it, it’s not that hard. In my opinion, girls should just say what they mean and not send hidden messages. Understand that we, as boys, will never understand the mind of a girl. Please know that we spend long hours thinking about the thousands of meanings their words could have.
And finally, girls need to get the hint that guys don’t get their hints.