Dear Harry Potter the boy who lived,
I am a member of the Slytherin party in Hogwarts school of magic in England!. I have always found your party’s politics somewhat awesome and your individual views rather cool. I believe in the values of free speech and patience.
Your sense of humour is tacky and your moral compass, sharp.
Recently, I have come to feel sad about muggle hunting by voldemort who is back . I am affected by this fortnightly because I am a muggle!.
During your time as a wizard in hogwarts, you have spoken out against muggle abuse and argued in favour of care for the muggles aid. I hope you will rise to the challenge and put an end to fake news on daily prophet newspaper.
I am writing you to ask that you pay attention to my muggles science and facts and also, hopefully stop reading howlers from my fake friends. Don’t let your lifeless relationship with muggle Frodo balgins stand in the way of progress.
I appreciate your help and ask that you please send me a response letting me know where you stand on this issue and if you are able to help with my request.
Thank you for taking time to read my letter, oh you are a wizard harry!.