The Hero Of Privet Drive!

“I’m going to need power rings, big, power rings.”

39-year-old Arash E had given up on his life’s ambition to become a teacher.

However, at a Christening he discovers some sleezy spew trying to abuse his special grand mother, Dobbie Elfish, and he decides it’s time for change.

In need of some cake and power rings, helpful and kind Arash pops to Privet Drive neighborhood mall for a bit of shopping.

Having led a free life, Arash finds himself unable to find power rings in Privet Drive near by mall. So he sets out to acquire some power rings from Hogwarts school of magic instead.

Soon, he has all the power rings he needs and begins secretly applying for teacher jobs at hogwarts. He soon realises that sleezy anti spew plan to sabotage his new career prospects and decides to take action.

However, when Arash is taken ill with gangrenous ears, it looks as though the sleezy anti spew will prosper.

Could the entire Harry Potter story have been a ruse designed to con the Dobby House elf out of an inheritance ?

Will Arash E be able to save both the day and his ears?

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Arash has been writing stories ever since he could hold a pencil! What started out as an intrinsic love for storytelling has turned into his lifelong passion. There’s nothing he likes better than writing (and reading) stories that is humorous in English and Persian languages, with a touch of Suspense and a poignant streak of truth running through them. Arash is also a YouTuber, Persian singer/songwriter, blogger, traveler, filmmaker, big dreamer, and professional kabob eater. When he’s not writing or dreaming up new stories, you can find him in an adventure road-tripping to national parks! If you want to see Arash in his element (ranting about stories) check out his YouTube channel.

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